A Voodoo Doll aimed towards horrible bosses,
now that's something I figure most people can use!
Only $2.99 at Value Village, I had to buy it for the cheap laugh
Includes: One Voodoo Doll with 25 annoying boss habits and 10 pins
How to Use: Whenever you feel your boss is being a jerk or taking
you for granted, use one of the pins to put him (or her) back in line. Stick
the pin into the activity that you want your boss to do, and instantly he
will become the appreciative and respectful person you expect him to be
The front body
"NO! I don't like your idea" and "Listen to my proposal" and "Shut up!"
"Give ME the credit for MY work" and "Pay for my lunch"
"Tell me you love my contributions"
"Get your own dang coffee!"
"Appreciate my hard work" and "No! You clean
the bathroom" and "Don't be a sleeze-ball"
"Give me a raise" and "Fire the office moron!"
and "Go get your own anniversary gift!"
The back side
"Don't even think about replacing me!" and "Don't talk down to me!"
"Say please you @#!@%#! jerk!" and "NO! You clean up!"
"Keep track of your own freakin' schedule!"
"Your deadline could have happened if we started
yesterday!!!" and "You know what you are!"
"Happy Hour does not make me happy!" and "Send me home PLEASE!"
"Pick up your own dry cleaning!" and "Run your own errands!"
And if playing with your voodoo doll still doesn't resolve your problems
with the boss, just stick the pins in their eyes, figuratively speaking of course!